Sweat, Queefs & Cramps: The Messy Truth About Swinger Sex

The swinger lifestyle sells candlelight, lingerie, and flawless bodies. Then somebody's calf locks up mid-threesome. On this Quickie episode of Beyond Monogamy with Adam & Pris, the swinger podcast for ethical non-monogamy and open relationships, we tell on ourselves about the part of sex nobody puts in the highlight reel: the noises, the sweat, the cramps, and every moment your body decides to do its own thing in a room full of people.

Bodies are gross, add more bodies and you get more gross, and laughing it off might be the sexiest skill in the lifestyle.

In this episode:

• Why real full swaps and threesomes aren't Cinemax (sadly, no saxophone guy)
• Sweating in hot hotel rooms, and why towels and mini fans are lifestyle essentials
• Queefing: why it happens, the core and Kegel trick, and how a wedge pillow helps
• Guy stuff: gas anxiety, needing to pee mid-swap, and protecting the gems
• Growling stomachs, squeaky beds, slurping vs. gagging, and other sounds
• Bad breath, heavy breathing, squirting, and getting over the "ick"
• Leg cramps mid-play: hydrate, stretch, and work through it
• When it stops being funny: dizziness, chest pain, and knowing when to stop

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